Twenty-seven seats. One table.
Happimeal takes a cut of every trade it cooks. A Protocol Seat is a contractual right to one percent of that cut, subject to the Seat Agreement. This programme is limited to twenty-seven seats.
27 seats · one table →The whole table, on one screen.
The proposed first round is limited to twenty-seven contractual seats. Availability is confirmed during application review.
Illustrative seat layout — availability is not live.
What you are actually holding.
A Protocol Seat is a contractual right to one percent of Happimeal’s protocol revenue. It is not a token and it is not equity.
One percent of the whole take, not of a pool. The protocol keeps 0.95% of every trade, on every meal, on every chain. A seat is one percent of that revenue — twenty-seven seats between them draw twenty-seven percent of it, and there is no defined pool in between to look up.
Distributions are pushed, not claimed. Daily accounts determine amounts due under the agreement. Safe owners review and sign payouts to your verified wallet; receipt appears after blockchain confirmation.
Seat Facts
- Programme seat limit
- 27
- Participation per seat
- 1.00% of revenue
- Price this round
- $55,000
- Accounting / payment
- Daily / after Safe approval
- Claim required
- none
- Dilution
- none
- Lock-up
- subject to final agreement
- Transferable
- unavailable at launch
- Governed by
- Seat Agreement
A summary, not the contract. The Seat Agreement governs and overrides anything here.
How the kitchen earns.
Every trade carries a flat transaction tax. These are the protocol’s live numbers.
From application to seated.
Nothing moves until the step before it is done. Money is step three, never step one.
Apply
Your details, how many seats you want, the wallet your share is paid to, and the site terms.
Accepted
Reviewed on the page in half a minute. Then you read and accept the Seat Agreement.
Contribute
Send the exact amount of USDC, on Base, to the address shown, from the wallet you linked.
Landed
We watch the chain for your transfer. Once it is confirmed, the page tells you so.
Seated
After your blockchain payment is verified, your seats and written confirmation appear in your dashboard.
Accounts and payouts
Your daily share is recorded. Reviewed payouts are signed by Safe owners and shown as received after blockchain confirmation.
Pull up a chair.
This starts an application. Funds are requested only once you are accepted, and only to the address the page shows you.
What happens next
- 1 The team reviews eligibility before approving the application and reserving your seats.
- 2 Once accepted, you accept the Seat Agreement, and the page shows the address and exact USDC to send, on Base, from your wallet.
- 3 The system records finalized transfers and confirms your seats after the complete payment is verified.
- 4 Then connect the same wallet in the holder view. It is your login and your payout address.
Applications are not open yet
Payment instructions will be available after the launch requirements and final documents are complete.
Launch preparation
The offering documents are drafts and applications remain closed until the launch requirements are complete. Final terms will be available before any commitment or payment is requested.